holla

Start time: 12:15

So my friend Derektook me out for the first time since I've been back. Let me tell you. Gwinnett county is hoppin. So hoppin that we saw so many single males hitting on ugly obese females we thought we were watching an animal planet documentary. The bars here are so crappy and boring its unreal that they even stay in business. Derek and I had about 5 beers each, some nachos, a patron shot (only the best), and some other food for derek (he has to feed 23 of 24 hours a day). Our bill: $80. I cant even begin to tell everyone what I could buy with $80 at clemson.

Here's what I could buy at Clemson for $80

1. About 38 beers, with a solid $2 tip
2. A half hour session with Jonathan Hogg, his guitar, and his ego....LIVE
3. 7 cases of busch light from the clemson Bil-lo
4. An exorcist for Melissa Collins
5. A new 94 Huffy bicycle


A very special shout out to Melissa "Satan" Collins. Fresh off her voodoo trip to Italy, she is back in the states and ready to spread whatever venerial disesase she picked up in Europe. I hope her the best in her new Job and whomever she manages to persuade to date her. Kidding! sorta!...

Please comment on whatever you found indecent, unnecessary, and downright wrong. If anyone has remotely the same amount of down time as I do, you can find a way to respond.

Song of the week: Hey there Delilah by Plain White T's. Normally I dont do Emo bands, but this one is less whiny than the others.

End Time: 12:30

Keepin the faith,

Gunz